O Parity, O Parity!
O how you haunt my speedsolves!
O Parity, O Parity,
O how you haunt my speedsolves!
You ruin solves, turn good to bad,
Just your appearance makes me sad.
O Parity, O Parity,
O how you haunt my speedsolves!

O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my BLD!
The cycles rarely do resolve
without somehow you involved!
O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my BLD!

O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my big cubes!
When I do solve my 4x4,
I come to fear you evermore!
O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my big cubes!

O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my comp' rounds!
When I then POP on 3x3,
I worry that you'll later be!
O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my comp' rounds!

O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my puzzles!
They seem so easy to complete,
until you come to ruin my feat!
O Parity, O Parity,
How you so haunt my puzzles!

O Parity, O Parity,
O how you haunt my speedsolves!
You ruin solves, turn good to bad,
Just your appearance makes me sad.
O Parity, O Parity,
O how you haunt my speedsolves!